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My Budva est. 1996 · one shirt, everywhere
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Welcome to My Budva — gifts for anyone, anywhere, anyhow.

Apparel — Her Shirt, Collected
Sacred Heart Tattoo shirt design
the actual shirt

The Original

size: anyhow

The shirt. The one and only. Every other edition on this table is, honestly, the same shirt.

Sacred Heart Tattoo shirt design
the actual shirt

Montana Edition

size: anyhow

Big Sky, same shirt. Some things just don't need reinventing.

Sacred Heart Tattoo shirt design
the actual shirt

Montenegro Edition

size: anyhow

Named for the place we call each other. Coastal-approved. Zero passport stamps required.

Sacred Heart Tattoo shirt design
the actual shirt

Morocco Edition

size: anyhow

Field-tested across Casablanca classrooms. Comes pre-loved, like most souvenirs you actually keep.

Sacred Heart Tattoo shirt design
the actual shirt

Caribbean Edition

size: anyhow

St. Thomas humidity-rated. Pairs well with a wine bar patio and a dog who wants his ball back.

Grandpa Bill's Discount Bin

Grandpa Bill buys things off the internet at 2 a.m. because he can. Here's what showed up this week — deeply discounted, mildly cursed, no explanations offered.

the captain's hat
the actual one

Captain's Hat (Made in China)

as-is · no returns

Grandpa Bill insists it fit in the store. It does not fit anywhere else.

the cloak
the actual one

Slightly Medieval Cloak

as-is · no returns

Purpose unclear. Grandpa Bill insists it was "a great deal." We have follow-up questions.

the thermal socks
the actual one

As-Seen-On-TV Thermal Socks

size: mystery

Guaranteed warm. Guaranteed unreturnable. As advertised, somewhere, at some point.

Hawaiian shirt
the actual one

Genuine (Probably) Hawaiian Shirt

tag removed

Provenance unclear. Vibes excellent. Grandpa Bill will not elaborate.

the fanny pack
the actual one

Ariana Grande Fanny Pack

as-is · no returns

Grandpa Bill has no memory of purchasing this. He also does not know who Ariana Grande is. We have decided not to ask.

π Jewelry & Accessories — a little extra credit
the sigma studs
the actual one

Standard Deviation Studs

σ approved

For the math teacher who's the mean, the median, and the mode of the room.

the Fibonacci pendant
the actual one

Fibonacci Spiral Pendant

grows on you

Each curve a little bigger than the last. Grows on you. Literally, exponentially.

the heart sunglasses
the actual one

Heart Sunglasses

bestseller

For looking at the world the way you already do.

Oddities & Extras
Jenny Two Phones
jenny two phones

Yen Sticker Pack

limited run

A small run of stickers featuring the one and only Yen. Water bottle, laptop, or scooter — your call.

obviously.
the karaoke machine
the actual one

Thank U, Next Karaoke Machine

one artist only

Plays exactly one artist, on repeat, forever. We're not sorry.

the Byrd scooter
the actual one

Pre-Owned Byrd Scooter

analyst approved

Gently used, formerly data-tracked. Comes with a full ride-history spreadsheet, because you used to build those yourself.

he says thanks
the tennis ball
the actual one

The Wine Bar Special

wine bar exclusive

One (1) dog-approved tennis ball. For the dog. At the wine bar. You know the one. He wants it now, anyhow.

the road bike
the actual one

The Getaway Road Bike + Bike Bag

green miles

A proper road bike, drop bars and all, with a bike bag strapped on for the ride. Everything you need to leave town on your own terms.

the pom poms
the actual one

Cheer Pom Poms

coach's own

Regulation shake, off-duty sparkle. For sidelines and kitchens alike.

the romance novels
the actual one

Romance Novel Starter Pack

spice level: significant

Curated for someone who is, first and foremost, extremely into hockey players who are secretly in love with their linemates. No judgment, just research.

Services
Σ

Math Tutoring, Taught by Yen

by appointment

Standard deviation not included — she is the standard.

Cheer Lessons with Coach Yen

bring water

Learn the routine. Learn the chant. Do not question the routine.

Zumba, Cycling & CrossFit Combo Pack

instructor: yen

Three classes, one instructor, zero mercy. Sweat now, ask questions later. She will not slow down for you.

Korean New Year Catering

seasonal

A full Seollal spread, made with the same care as everything else on this table. Tradition deserves good food.

All orders ship by bicycle — part of our very serious green initiative.
Contact Us

Tech Support, Anywhere on Earth

Currently reachable wherever Yen decides to stand — including, at time of writing, Machu Picchu. Wi-Fi optional. Patience required.

Over-the-phone support offered in English, Spanish, Arabic, and Portuguese — and, ambitiously, ASL.

Already yours, Yen.